Hello there, my name is Jared. While you're asking yourself, "what might this person be like?", I just may be contemplating a master plan to drop acid in 500 gummy bears and give them to all to students. That would be funny, huh? I enjoy bizarre situations, but not necessarily anything sporatic or 'out of the oridnary.' My fuel in life is focusing on the interesting parts, analyzing the world in a queer manner. Everything seems strange from my point-of-view, but I seem to have the knowledge nobody else really has, and that's what sets me apart from everyone. It is quite peculiar to live in a world where everyone around you has the value of neighboring pets, although I am not very tall to say the least. It would be interesting for you to get to know me, 'are you ready for a trip'?